This was a requested topic but one I often think about. It is a little funny to write this because the people in charge of the Chiefs seem to be doing a pretty good job. But why settle for good when I could do the job great. So here is the top 10 things I would do from least to most important.

10. Lower food and beverage prices at Arrowhead. The fans are as loyal as they get and have been tailgating since basically the night before the game. It’s the loudest stadium in the country. Award the people with a cheaper hot dog and coke.

9. Fix the locker room so we can stop getting a “F” on the stupid player report.

8. Make sure everyone gets their own hotel room on road trips. We aren’t running a non profit here. No grown man wants to share a hotel room with another grown man. I mean I’ve done it but purely for cost reasons. Cost should not be an issue for the Chiefs at this point.

7. Keep Skyy Moore on the roster to continue to frustrate the fan base. Do I think Skyy is good? I do not. Do I think Skyy will be good one day? I do not. Do I think it is funny to see grown men complain about him being on the roster on social media? I do.

6. Sign Nick Bolton to an extension. Bolton gets hurt a little more often than I would like, and he isn’t the best in coverage. But he is always and I mean always around the ball and is the leader of the D. Pay the man.

5. Sign Trey Smith to an extension. Trey is a beast. I value him a little over Bolton because Veach seems to be better at drafting linebackers than he is at drafting offensive linemen. And protecting Pat is very important. Plus Trey is good for some classic pancake blocks every season. I don’t want to miss those.

4. Give Pat a 10% stake in the Chiefs in order to stop giving him raises. Pat’s contract is pretty friendly overall but if the cap keeps going up but his pay doesn’t then we can find more good players to help us win more championships. Pat has already earned the 10% ownership because he has done more for our organization than any player in our history and it isn’t close. I am sure this is against the rules so we would do it real quiet like.

3. Give Andy and Spags whatever they want. Andy and Spags are literally dominating the league right now with one star defensive lineman, a tight end past his prime and a quarterback playing the worst football of his career. Injuries don’t bother us. I think Andy could find a way to get me open. I mean I probably wouldn’t catch it but neither does Skyy Moore and he gets to be on the team.

2. Ask the league if they can go ahead and suspend Rashee Rice this year. Dude is out the year and then will likely miss at least 6 games due to suspension. I would go to Rodger Godell and say hey bro, I got a deal for you. Instead of suspending Rice for 6 games next year, why don’t you suspend him for 12 this year. Double the suspension and you look like a rock star who truly cares about off the field issues even though you and I both know you don’t. What do you say?

1. Trade a 3rd round pick to the Browns to get Amari Cooper. Cooper is good. He is miserable over there in Cleveland. First he is in Cleveland and Cleveland sucks. Secondly the Browns are just awful. They get worse every week. How happy would Amari be to play for the Chiefs after playing for the Raiders, Cowboys and Browns? Look what we just did with JuJu. Imagine how good Andy could make Amari look. This one actually needs to happen.

There you have it. Feel free to send this on to Brett Veach to see if I can get a job. Tune in tomorrow for Five for Friday and go Royals!