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Snarky and sarcastic commentary about the NFL, Mizzou Sports, the Royals and More

  • Super Bowl Shenanigans: And the Winner is…

    Well, Sunday is the big game. Even though my team isn’t in it for a change, I’m still somewhat excited. As my brother and I always say, bad football is still better than no football or any other sport. I actually think this will be a good game just between teams I don’t care about.…

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  • Super Bowl Shenanigans: 10 Reasons the Patriots will win the Super Bowl

    We did the Seahawks yesterday and now it is the Patriots turn. 10. Heading West equals Winning. Most of the time if one team is heading east and one is heading west, the team heading west wins. Seattle is basically heading south but maybe ever so slightly east. Advantage Patriots. 9. It’s the AFC’s turn.…

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  • Super Bowl Shenanigans: 10 Reasons that the Seahawks will win the Super Bowl

    Today we focus on 10 reasons that Seattle will be Super Bowl Champs on Sunday. Tomorrow we will cover the Patriots. Let’s dive in. 10. They played a harder schedule than 32nd. The Patriots had a very easy schedule to get here, then played playoff Justin Herbert behind a 3rd string offensive line, CJ Stroud…

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