It’s Thursday which means it is time for the first game of the week. It’s a battle of the birds, with the Cardinals hosting the Seahawks. You may be thinking who cares about either of these teams. But I’ll give you 10 reasons to inspire you to watch. Here we go.

10. Watch Marvin Harrison go off for over 100 yards and 2 tds.

Harrison is on one of my fantasy teams and has been a massive disappointment so far this season. Last week he dropped a td in the endzone and dropped another pass that would have likely been a very long td. So I am benching him this week which means he will have a massive game.

9. See how many times they mention Kyler Murray’s height.

Much like Zacchaeus, Kyler is a short is stature. The announcers typically love to talk about it.

8. Check out the color rush uniforms

As a Chiefs fan, they most exciting uniform change we get to see is when they wear white pants with their white jerseys. But tonight both teams will rocking new threads.

7. Watch Zach Charbonnet score multiple tds.

Charbonnet had a good game in week 1 and was on my fantasy team’s bench. I started him in week 2 and he didn’t do anything. Last week he was injured. I benched most of my team and almost started Charbonnet. But went with Trey Benson instead. So Charbonnet will obviously do very well tonight.

6. Watch Trey Benson suck or get injured.

Since I am starting Benson over Charbonnet, I am sure I have cursed his fantasy value. You’re welcome fantasy players across the world.

5. See if Sam Darnold sees ghosts.

Darnold has been mostly terrible in the league and even once was quoted on the sideline saying he saw ghosts out there. He was good last year but Carson Wentz looked good with that same team on Sunday. The verdict is still out on Darnold for this season.

4. See which team loses in heart breaking fashion.

These teams seem pretty equal but they both have lost heart breakers to the 49ers already this season. They are mostly perennial losers minus a few good years from the Seahawks and that one time the Cardinals were good. So it seems like this game will go down to the wire and one of these teams will lose in some crushing fashion. My money is on the Cardinals.

3. It’s better than anything else on TV.

What else are you going to watch tonight? I don’t even really watch anything non sports related besides when the wife makes me watch cooking and baking shows. My wife loves those shows. Ironically she doesn’t really like to cook or bake. Also, how many damn shows does Gordon Ramsey need? He’s on like every night.

2. Bad football is still good football.

Both these teams defenses are pretty good and both quarterbacks and teams are kind of chokes. I don’t expect this to be that good of a game. But watching bad football is still better than watching no football.

1. See which bird has to fly south in the standings.

See what I did there? Because birds fly south in the winter. And one of these teams is going to move down in the standings. And south is down on the map. Get it. Anyway, I always love fun mascot match ups and this is one of those. Also, there are a lot of bird teams in the league. Most of which aren’t all that intimidating.

So there you go. Have fun watching tonight and tune in tomorrow for 5 for Friday.