3 weeks down and 15 to go. My Chiefs finally won a game. So that’s good. Let’s see how they and the other 31 teams measure up in the most accurate and respected rankings in the industry. (Spoiler alert, I am not actually in the industry).

Somehow are getting worse: Saints, Titans, Giants

All these teams have been bad this year but were even worse this week. Russ was so bad for the Giants that he is already benched after 3 weeks into the season. I guess he can now say “Let’s Ride…the bench.”

One of these teams is going to win in Week 4: Jets, Dolphins

Don’t forget to tune in Monday next week when these two disaster teams play each other. How many more games do the Dolphins have to lose before they fire their coach? I’m saying two more.

NFC South Pretenders: Panthers, Falcons

Both of these teams were supposed to be ready to challenge the Bucs in the South but right now it appears they can’t challenge anyone besides themselves.

No D Dallas: Cowboys

Is your quarterback struggling? Don’t worry, I have the perfect prescription. Playing the Dallas Cowboys

Had a good week but still suck: Browns, Bears

Both these team won, the Browns with the upset over the Packers who were talking about going undefeated. The Bears had an offensive explosion but it was against the Cowboys.

Best 0-3 team: Texans

They aren’t as bad as the teams above them but I am starting to think they aren’t good.

Burrowlessly bad: Bengals

Woof. This team is not good with Burrow. They are really bad without him.

Teams that are just “eh”: Raiders, Patriots, Steelers

None of these teams are terrible. They just all have issues and none of them are that exciting.

2-1 teams that I don’t think I believe in: Vikings, Jaguars

Vikings are a roller coaster and I’m not putting a lot of weight in the fact that they crushed the Burrowless Bengals. And then you have the Jaguars who lost to the Burrowless Bengals.

1-2 teams I think I believe in: Broncos, Chiefs, Ravens

The Broncos D is legit. Bo Nix has been shaky. But I think they will make the playoffs. The Chiefs look awful but they are the Chiefs so I think they will turn it around. The Ravens will beat themselves but not until the playoffs. They looked very upset during the Lions game and the vibe doesn’t seem great but their division sucks. So they will be alright.

Indiana Jones and the undefeated season: Colts

The Colts are undefeated being led by Daniel Jones just like we all predicted.

The NFC West: 49ers, Seahawks, Cardinals and Rams

I know the 49ers are undefeated but they are dropping players due to injury left and right. All the other teams are 2-1 and pretty good but not great.

NFC Super Bowl Contenders: Packers, Commanders and Lions

The Packers played terrible last week but they are still good. Commanders need to get Jayden Daniels back but when they do they will be in the mix. The Lions have been awesome the last two weeks and seem to be back to their dominating ways.

Bake show is still Baking: Bucs

Sure, they have sort of been scraping by but they find ways to win and I love Baker. They are probably overrated here but they are 3-0 and have a chance to knock off the champs this week.

September AFC West Champs: Chargers

Hey credit to where credit goes. The Chargers look tough. They also oddly started the first 3 weeks playing all their divisional rivals. I am still confident that the Chargers will charger it up. But right now they are a top team.

AFC home field advantage: Bills

The Bills are awesome and their schedule is easy. I don’t see a mathematical way that the Bills don’t have home field advantage come January. Now what they do with it is yet to be seen.

The new Chiefs: Eagles

The Eagles are winning in weird ways. Week 1 the other team’s best player can’t catch. Week 2, a hall of fame tight end drops a pass that they catch and then this past week they block 2 field goals. Along the way there is officiating controversy since they often false start on the tush push and people are getting pissy about it. Odd ways of winning, grinding out victories, and supposed “ref help”. Sure sounds like last year’s Chiefs to me. But they are still the champs and yet to get knocked off.