Since the Bengals and Ravens are playing I think this is good time to admit that the AFC North is my least favorite division in football. I don’t like any of these teams. Here are the top 10 things I hate about the AFC North.

10. Cleveland fans: Overall, I respect Browns fans. However, I don’t like Indians fans who are now Guardians fans. I went to an Indians vs Royals game with my son at Cleveland and the fans were jerks. But hey, they are probably jealous because the Royals have won a World Series in the last 100 years. Also a lot of Browns fans are fans of LeFlop who you know I am not a fan of.

9. The Steelers never have losing record: Often not good but never terrible and winning just enough of other team’s season. It’s annoying.

8. The Bengals Mayor: You remember when he said that his Burrow was Mahomes daddy? What a tool.

7. Ravens…the regular season champs: The Ravens are awesome during the regular season. Everyone talks about how awesome they are even when they lose. Even right now at 6-3 and currently losing to the Bengals, people are acting like they are better than the 8-0 Chiefs who they already lost to.

6. Mike Tomlin’s beard: There is always either food or spit stuck in it. It’s gross.

5. Deshaun Watson: I don’t know if Mr. Creepy did what he is accused of…but I’m guessing he did and he has basically screwed over the entire franchise by taking all their money and playing terrible.

4. The Bengals for some reason having the recipe to stop Mahomes: He seemed to figure it out in the AFC championship a couple of years ago but then this year he struggled again. Which is odd because their defense sucks against everyone else.

3. Ray Lewis being celebrated as a good guy. He’s was involved in a murder but who cares about that. He is a good example for all.

2. Joe Burrow being compared to Patrick Mahomes: Pat has 3 super bowls and Joe has one appearance. Joe is up 3-2 but it would be 3-3 if Joe could make it through back to back seasons without getting hurt. Plus he looks like a combination of Macaulay Culkin and Ellen DeGeneres.

1. Ja’Marr Chase: Sure he is good at football. But he talks a bunch of crap, is annoying in general and even though in his first game against the Chiefs he went off hasn’t really done much yet since then. And he is just a punk in general and my least favorite player in the NFL.