Top 10 Thursday

Welcome to the first edition of Top 10 Thursday where Fifth-Down brings you a top 10 list. We kick things off with the top 10 worst mascots in the NFL.

10. Bills. Obviously the couldn’t be the Buffalo Buffalos but they could have been the Bison as opposed to a group guys with the same name or things we hate paying.

9. Cardinals. Oh no, here comes the scary small song birds.

8. Commanders. The name isn’t that bad but how they got there was stupid. I liked them better when they were nameless.

7. 49ers. Here comes the prospectors looking for gold! They should really be looking for better trainers to keep their players healthy.

6. Steelers. Oh boy, here comes the people who make steel. Woohoo!

5. Packers. Unless, you are an amazon employee you can’t get too excited about this one.

4. Chargers. Look they named their team after the thing you are always frustrated that you can’t find. I guess it is in reference to lightning but it doesn’t exactly strike fear into the opponent.

3. Texans. They were named this purely so people in Houston could remember what state they live in.

2. Colts. You know what is less intimidating than horses? Baby horses.

1. Browns. They are named after a color. Of course they are really named after Paul Brown who was their coach for a while and he left and co-founded the Bengals who now play in Paul Brown stadium. To make matters worse their mascot is an elf for some reason and their team colors are mostly orange and white. This is just a terrible franchise all the way around.

There you have it. Tune in next Thursday for the next top 10 list and if there are any topics you want me to cover, the suggestion box is open!


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