My favorite season is upon us! The NFL Season! And with that comes my weekly rankings and reactions. There is nothing to react to you yet…but I will conclude this post with my playoff predictions. Let’s jump into the first rankings of the year that go from worst to first (sort of).
Dumpster Fire: Arizona Cardinals
Already Eliminated from the playoffs: Colts and Texans
Doomed as long as Josh McDaniels is there coach: Raiders
Would Already be Eliminated from the playoffs if they didn’t play in the worst division in the league: Panthers and Buccaneers
Only not already eliminated from the playoffs because someone has to win their sorry division: Saints and Falcons
One bad Cooper Kupp hamstring away from already being eliminated from the Playoffs: Rams
Overhyped for no logical reason: Bears
Looking for a way to win by cheating while not having the greatest QB of all time: Patriots
Will no longer be a total embarrassment but still not good: Broncos and whatever they are calling the team in DC these days.
Boring but will probably be competitive: Titans and Giants
Set up to crush their fans hopes once again: Vikings, Dolphins, Lions, Browns
Set up to crush their fan’s hope once again: Chargers
Ready to overachieve and make me look real smart: Seahawks, Steelers, Packers
Super Bowl contenders that will probably have a bunch of injuries that ruin their chances: 49ers and Ravens
Overhyped team that will fail in the playoffs…again: Cowboys
Underhyped team that will fail in the playoffs…again: Bills
Overhyped team I can’t wait to actually watch play: Jets
Underhyped team I can’t wait to actually watch play: Jaguars
Teams almost as good but doesn’t have Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes: Bengals and Eagles
Team that has Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes: How about them Chiiiiiiiiiefs!
Playoff Predictions
NFC:
- 49ers
- Eagles
- Packers
- Saints
- Cowboys
- Seahawks
- Vikings
Round 1: Eagles over Vikings, Saints over Cowboys, Seahawks over Packers
Round 2: 49ers over Seahawks, Eagles over Saints
Championship: 49ers over Eagles
AFC:
- Chiefs
- Jaguars
- Bills
- Bengals
- Jets
- Steelers
- Ravens
Round 1: Jaguars over Ravens, Bills over Steelers, Jets over Bengals
Round 2: Chiefs over Jets, Bills over Jaguars
Championship: Chiefs over Bills
Super Bowl: Chiefs over 49ers
Chiefs become first team to win back to back in almost 20 years and solidify themselves as a dynasty!
Good luck to your team no matter where they are ranked. Let’s get the season started! Go Chiefs! And be on the look out for the first 5 for Friday tomorrow!
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