Kelce Post game and Parade Speeches:

No matter who wins, we all win because regardless of the outcome, a Kelce is going to win. Travis is always ready to grab the mic especially when they are trying to interview Pat. Which leads to my favorite Meme ever which combines two of my favorite things, the Chiefs and the Muppets.

Jason is just as good on the mic and even came out in a costume for the parade and gave one of the most epic super bowl parade speeches of all time. So no matter what happens we will be in good hands with a Kelce speech.

Awkwardly watching the halftime show with your kids:

You remember a few years ago when the Chiefs won the Super Bowl and J-Lo and Shakira did the halftime show? They weren’t wearing much clothing and it was all sexual and Shakira I believe even had a rope for some reason. You don’t remember that? Yeah, me neither…anyway…

Well I am guessing Rhianna will probably not be wearing a lot of clothes either, and will be singing about inappropriate things. I’ll be taking in the game with my 10 year old daughter, 14 year old son, wife and sister. So I am sure that won’t be awkward at all. Hopefully Timberlake doesn’t show up to “accidentally” create a wardrobe malfunction.

The only way this half time show can be saved is if Shy Ronnie shows up.

Drinking Game material:

I am not personally a drinking game guy or recommending it. But if that is your thing, boy are you in luck because there is so much material to use. Here are some suggestions of when you could take a drink if you were going to play.

• Every time they show Donna Kelce.
• Every time they mention the first time 2 black quarterbacks have started the super bowl.
• Every time they mention Pat’s ankle.
• Every time they show Pat walk and zoom in on his legs.
• Take a drink every Chiefs possession until Kadarius Toney gets hurt. Don’t worry it won’t be a lot.
• Every time they mention Andy Reid coached the Eagles.
• Every time they mention Nick Sirianni coached for the Chiefs.
• Every time they show the rocky statue.
• Every time they mention cheeseburgers and Andy Reid in the same sentence.
• Every time they bring up that Travis and Jason are brothers.
• Every time AJ Brown gets emotional.
• Every time a Chiefs fan complains online about Referee Carl Cheffers.(Actually don’t do this one, you won’t remember the game at all)
• Every time someone at the party brings up conspiracies and says it is all rigged.
• Every time they mention Tyreek Hill.
• Every time Andrew Wylie does something dumb.
• Every time a Kelce Bro dances.
• Every time they show Pat getting frustrated that the next play isn’t coming in fast enough.
• Every time they show a side by side of Andy coaching in Philadelphia and coaching in KC.
• Every time the Eagles run a QB sneak.
• Stop drinking if the Chiefs run a QB sneak. You have had to much and what you are seeing isn’t really happening.
• Take a drink every time the Chiefs have the ball on 3rd and 1 to prepare for the disappointment.
• Every time they talk about Mahomes and Kelce’s connection.
• Every time they mention that Tom Brady retired.

That’s just off the top of my head. Again, not recommending just saying…lots of material.

Commercials, Food…Commercials about Food:

Even if you hate football, you got to like the Super Bowl. First of all, there are funny commercials that entertain the non football fans. They aren’t what the used to be (what happened to the Bud Bowl?) but they are still pretty good. Plus you got all the delicious food. We are doing a Taco/nacho/dip theme this year. I convinced my wife to make her amazing guacamole (not sure why she stopped making it to begin with but it needs a comeback). My sis is bring homemade salsa and we will have plenty of other snacks too. Plus desserts and drinks…the whole nine yards. Everyone goes out for this game. The food is always great even when the game isn’t. Remember Rams vs Patriots a few years ago…woof. But I remember the food being good.

Watching Pat Mahomes do Pat Mahomes things:

Look not everyone likes the Chiefs or likes Pat. I get it. Some will argue he isn’t the best in the league and that is fine. They are wrong, but it is fine. But deep down, everyone sort of likes Pat. I mean dude does things no one else does. Even when we got blown out by the Bucs there were some throws you were like…did that just happen? He threw an incompletion while basically being parallel to the ground and it might be the most talked about play from that game. He will do something at some point in the game that you will want to watch over and over again to see how he did it. And he is tough as nails. Plays through everything. I have no idea who will win the game but I know it will be fun because Pat is playing.

Look out next week for a couple of special blogs followed by predictions on Friday. It’s the last week of the football season so Fifth Down is going to go all out!